More riots - Guess where...

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The National Pastime

Baseball, hot dogs, mom's apple pie...
That's not what we're talking about.
Pick virtually any country in the Middle East,
and holding a riot seems to be the National Pastime.

American flags are burning again, this time in Afghanistan,
because of some idiot preacher in Florida who decided
he had been instructed by God to burn copies of the Koran.

Do those in the Middle East see the guy is an idiot?
Do they consider that his flock, a total of 30 like-minded
dim wits, don't constitute common behavior here in the States?

Any excuse, really, seems to set these fanatics off,
and the logic that they're the minority is growing old.
One dope, in Florida, makes a ridiculous statement,
and thousands, in dozens of countries, take to the streets.

It's not politically correct, but one can't deny the facts.
We're not like them, they're not like us,
and the Stone Age isn't quite over yet.

News Link - Afghans continue protests

You don't have to look crazy to be crazy

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Model tries to exit plane in flight

That's the report coming from a flight that was headed to JFK airport.

A former Playboy Playmate was pulled away from the emergency exit
after having what she described as a panic attack.

Although she later denied she was actually trying to get out,
the young woman did admit she's had these episodes before.

Oh yeh, and she was off her meds...

News Link - Woman tries to exit early

The trick is, remembering to take it

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Vitamin B cures memory ills

That's what new research is saying,
Vitamin B can slow or even halt
the memory thief of Alzheimer's Disease.

News Link - Vitamin B is new weapon against memory loss

The Church vs The Strippers

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Who is picketing who here?

Warsaw, Ohio.
Population 900.
Traffic lights, 1.
Churches, 4.

This bucolic little setting is the scene of a
series of protests that have been going on for years.
Seems the pastor of the New Beginnings church doesn't
like the idea of a tiny little bar called The Fox Hole
hiring strippers to entertain its customers.

For four years now, the pastor has urged his flock
to picket outside the bar's parking lot,
and take photographs of the customers going in,
as well as their cars and license plates.

While the effects have been slow in coming,
there apparently has been an effect.
Patrons are fewer, tips are down, and
the girls who grace the stage say enough is enough.

Have they stopped stripping? No.
Been reborn? Not exactly.
What they've done is set up a picket line of their own,
and on any given Sunday, as the faithful approach the church,
they are greeted by bikini clad dancers waving protest signs.

Guess fair is fair, and all that good stuff...

News Link - Strippers Protest