Sunday, July 5, 2009

Sarah Palin resigns as Governor of Alaska


Sarah Palin Resigns


News Link: Palin Resigns


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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Deja Vu all over again



Shades of Anna Nicole, another three ring circus is coming to town.

All the players in the future Michael Jackson paternity spat
are lining up in the wings, waiting for the funeral to blow over.

You know it's got to be coming, don't you.

Jackson once said he fathered those first two children
with then wife Debby Rowe.
Dear Debby now says "Never happened".

Deb claims she had the children strictly for Michael's sake.
Custody was never an issue.
All of a sudden she has a custody lawyer.

There's also the mystery momma of child number three.
She is out there somewhere.

Then there's the unknown dads, the anonymous sperm donors.
Don't be surprised if one or more of them shows up.

There is, after all, a nice trust fund at stake.



Who's your daddy?



Update - July 3
Debby Rowe files for custody.
Guess they're not going to wait for the funeral.
Imagine that...




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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Taking another look at prescription drugs

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

No more gold in them thar' hills



California goes broke.
State begins to issue IOU's.



IOU


IOU


News Link: California IOU's


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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Pitchman passes away



TV salesman Billy Mays [Orange-Glo / Oxy-Clean] found dead at home
after freak accident in airplane.



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News Link: Billy Mays


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Add one more to the homeless roles



Judge orders Madoff homes to be sold.



Madoff penthouse up for sale


Basement for rent


News Link: $7 million penthouse up for grabs


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Saturday, June 27, 2009

Farrah Fawcett - Michael Jackson



At the Pearly Gates



Farrah


MJ


Jacko


Link: Farrah Fawcett
Link: Michael Jackson



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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Hunger Strikes



21 days ago, actress Mia Farrow embarked on a hunger strike
to bring attention to the dire situation in Darfur.

Now if you are someone who has not reached a certain age,
you may be saying "Who is Mia Farrow?"
Then again, if you are not up on current events,
you may be saying "Who or what is Darfur?"

If you really need to know the answer to either of those questions,
we suggest you do a search. This is after all the internet age.

What we really wonder about is hunger strikes in general.
Why do people think starving themselves will solve a problem?
[other than weight gain, but never mind]

Why, when an individual goes on a hunger strike,
for what they see as a just cause,
do we say "Sure, good luck, go ahead",
then watch them stretch it out till their body rebels?

Yet when a convicted killer on death row does the same thing,
we force-feed him through tubes to keep him alive.

Just wondering, like I said...



Mia Farrow Hunger Strike


News Link: Mia Farrow ends hunger strike


Monday, May 4, 2009

Boogie on down



Someone once said
Tis music that separates man from beast.
Well... not so fast, Jackson.

Those pesky scientists are at it again,
trying to prove we're not as unique as we think we are.

At the Neurosciences Institute in San Diego,
they've been keeping an eye on a couple of parrots
that seem to be able to keep a beat,
and start dancing when the music comes on.

Seems the same brain circuitry that allows us to learn to talk,
also tells us to tap our toes when we hear the rhythm.

Can you say "Polly want a cracker?"



Dancing Bird


News Link: Boogie Birdie


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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Congratulations, you own General Motors



Yes you, Joe Average, Mr Taxpayer, GM could be all yours.
That's the gist of a restructuring plan now on the table.

By the end of next month, GM's share of the Bailout Fund will hit $20 billion.

In the proposed debt for equity swap,
the debt gets reduced for a chunk of the business.
We, in effect, you and me, under the guidance of our guys in DC,
get to own the company.

Good deal, right?
Unless they go bankrupt after that...

There is, after all, that old story about the Mustang Ranch,
where the IRS seized a brothel in Nevada for back taxes,
then couldn't turn a profit by running it.



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News Link: US to take majority GM stake



PS - The Mustang Ranch story is a bit of an urban legend.
While it's true the government did own it for a while,
they never really got to run it.

It's also just as true though, that the IRS had 'planned' to run it,
but the judge presiding over the case wouldn't release
the business license to the appointed trustee.



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